Bringing a bit of spark, skill, and assurance to all your copy, content & comms, whether I write it all for you, or work with what you’ve already got. Yes, I’m talking about your own half-arsed attempts and use of AI.
(Look, I like AI… just not as much as I like being better than it. I’m more fun to work with, too)
I’m the fun to work with freelance copywriter in the UK. Not the globally famous author of multiple best-selling romantic comedy novels. She gets all my traffic, I’m sure.
And you?
You know that you’re pretty ace and good fun to work with, but lack the joy, skill, or will-to-live to write or fully make the best of your own copy, content, or comms.
You know that collaborating with a freelance copywriter to magnetise your message and perfect your pitch is just good sense (and sounds fun).
You freely/reluctantly admit that when left to your own devices and/or in charge of trusting AI, it all goes tits up.
You didn’t think you needed me, but now you’re here, and whether I’m writing for you, with you, or showing you how to do it yourself, I’ll help you to do three things brilliantly:
I work whilst wrangling my Zoom-bombing cat – Barry. I can’t guarantee which end you’ll witness on a call. Both he and I have a dark sense of humour and make inappropriate jokes. It’s just one reason that one of us left a “stable career” in teaching. My mother’s words, there.
Disclaimer: Despite the snazzy CMI letters after my name, I enjoy swearing, sarcasm, and puns. Oh, and I love a good song lyric or cult movie quote. Look out for those in your first draft, won’t you.
I make tea with the milk in first. Bring the hate.
If you’re still here but you’re not smiling, nodding, and/or inhaling a breath of fresh air, don’t contact me, Sugar Tits. I’m not your girl.
I lost you at the tea thing, didn’t I.
