Do you lack the ideas, skill, or will-to-live to create your own copy, content, or comms?
Thought so.
Have you perhaps also struggled to promote your product, sell your service, or sign people up to that freakishly enticing cult you accidentally started earlier this year?
I knew it.
Are you ready to throw some cash at the situation to solve these woes?
This photo with the child has nothing to do with copywriting, by the way. I just like it. Also, she’s the reason I need money.
I know… if you could sort your own copywriting, you would.
But for whatever reason, you can’t. So you need me.
And no, you don’t need a 5-figure agency budget to do this.
But how does it even work when you hire me? Simple. Throw your briefs at me (that sounds wrong), and if I’m 100% sure I can give you what you need – and we both get the feeling that we’ll work really well together – I’ll write something for you that fits the bill and exceeds your expectations.
Yes, I can create something completely from scratch.
Yes, I can revamp what’s already there or work from your thoughts.
Yes, I can set fire to what’s in situ, put it out with an axe, and… yeah.
I’ve been doing this freelance copywriting thing for years by this point…
…and I’ve been getting my way via the written word since Primary School (shy girl problems – wouldn’t dare raise my hand so had to make the written stuff count). And in that time? I’ve learned not to choose projects based on sector, industry, or niche. I choose them based on people.
I love clients I can speak plainly with and have a good laugh with along the way. When it comes to their words, I enjoy the creative stuff that really brings things to life. So, if your project is about making an impact, projecting your personality, and showing the world (or at least your little corner of it) that you’re doing bloody brilliant things – let me loose on your copywriting today.
Well, not today. A bit of notice would be great, thanks.
And the price, Jo?
You won’t be paying 5-figure agency fees, that’s for sure, but this stuff still costs money. I’ve got set rates for individual pieces of work (just ask), and I offer discounts based on any packages of pieces you’d like to put together towards a bigger project. You’re not getting anything for under £450, so if that brings you out in hives but you’re still desperate to work with me, I suggest a Sorted in 60® instead. Another suggestion is to be upfront and present me with your budget – I’ll prove to you how far we can make it go.
This 44-second video should paint a picture about who I am and how I work.
But there are also 3 things to know before you hire this copywriter…
1. I charge up front. 2. Premium comes at a premium. 3. I won’t pitch for your attention, play for your affections, or chase you up. You either want me in your corner or you don’t. And man alive, you should really want me in your corner.
My Ts & Cs are just like me: easy to understand, mildly amusing, and likely to make you cry if you don’t pay them enough attention.