If you google ‘Jo Watson’, what pings to the top of the page is a link to one of the finest writers in the world.

That writer is not me.

I’m further down.

I’m the freelance creative copywriter in the UK.

Not the globally famous author of multiple best-selling rom-com novels.*

Good with words. Brilliant with ideas. Paid to make ’em all work. I bring a bit of spark, creativity, and assurance to all your copy, content & comms in your big or small business – whether I write it all for you, or work with what you’ve already got.

So let’s talk about YOU. What’s your problem?

If it’s the mistakes you’re making or the tricks you’re missing in your messaging… I’ll sort it. And because you’re a business owner who wants your message professionally mastered, or you’re a manager with a directive, a deadline, or a desire to throw either your laptop or a co-worker out of the window… I’ll sort it in 60 minutes for you, too. Need to create and develop something special from scratch that’ll really make an impact? Need to explore ideas and a strategy with a stash of solid gold wordery to carry you off into the sunset? Need to press print, send, or publish… but want to make sure everything’s smoother than a freshly-waxed seal before you strap in for the consequences? Book a Sorted in 60® – one-to-one instant impact for your messaging. £360.

Or, you can join TeamGDI – my online community where I’ll help you improve your writing (for profit, purpose, or pleasure). I’m there every day to support not just with words, but with whatever you need from a community where you can ‘be sure before you share’. That’s good to know, isn’t it? Definitely #NotACult. £48p/m. Now, you didn’t ask, but what’s my ‘why’?

Family? Abundance? Making the world a better place?

All precious, but no. Praise & cash, my friends. I’m good at this stuff, and I like it when people tell me. And pay me.

Note: I have a Zoom-bombing, arse-flashing, monocular cat called Barry. You will meet him. Despite the CMI letters after my name, I enjoy swearing, sarcasm, and puns. And I’ve got a dark sense of humour. Oh, and I love a good song lyric or cult movie/TV quote. They’ll end up in your first draft.

I make tea with the milk in first. Bring the hate.

If you’re still here but not smiling/ nodding/ inhaling a breath of fresh air, don’t DM me, Sugar Tits. I’m not your girl.

Otherwise, let’s talk.

*I actually am a (proper) author. ‘TOT ANALYSIS: Why Running Your Business is Child’s Play’ is in all good bookshops under Business/ Parenting/ Humour. Yep, I’m funny.

I’m coming for you, other Jo Watson.